Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever. (Guy Confessions).(Letter to the Editor)

undercover cop a feel

"My best friend has a cabin in the mountains, and one weekend, we went there with his sister, Janet. I always thought Janet was a hottie, but I knew it was taboo to make a move. After a few drinks though, I was feeling horny and she was giving me the eye. The three of us decided to light a fire, and Janet asked if she could get under the blanket with me on the couch. While my best friend went into a long story about the slopes, Janet unzipped my pants and started to go to work on me. For the next five minutes, I struggled to hold back my moans."--Mark, 20

girlie showdown

"When my girlfriend and I broke up, she didn't handle it well. She left threatening messages on my voice mail late at night, drove by my house, and rang my doorbell at all hours. One day, I came in to work to find an envelope on my desk with a note from my boss to come see him. I opened the envelope and found a picture of me taken at a Halloween party, dressed like a woman with full makeup and a wig. When I walked into my boss's office, he demanded to know who had sent him the picture and why I was wearing women's clothes. I explained that it was taken on Halloween by my ex-girlfriend, who'd recently gone psycho. Luckily, he'd been in some sticky situations with his ex-wife, so he understood."--David, 27

schoolhouse romp

"I teach English at a high school, and last year I was asked to chaperone the prom with my girlfriend, Melissa. Being back at high school stirred up some naughty memories for Melissa, so during a slow dance, she took me to an out-of-the-way women's bathroom. We were fooling around in one of the stalls when all of a sudden we saw a flash. I looked up to see two of my female students leaning over the wall, taking pictures. Melissa and I quickly threw on our clothes, and I chased them out of the bathroom. When I caught up with one of them, the girl said she ...