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OPINION: Stuart Elliott in America.(Column)
Some start the new year by dressing up and drinking Champagne, for glamour. Some start the new year by eating black-eyed peas, for luck.
And some start the new year by making resolutions, for self-improvement.
In that spirit, what follows are resolutions that might - or might not - - be on the to-do lists of the denizens of the worlds of advertising, marketing and media.
John J Dooner Jr, Interpublic Group: I resolve to make sure all the calculators at McCann-Erickson are supplied with fresh batteries, even if they have to be bought from companies that aren't clients of IPG agencies.
Rupert Murdoch, News Corporation: I resolve to start another cable news network in the US that will be even more conservative than the Fox News Channel, just in case Strom Thurmond does get elected President.
Board of directors, Hollywood chapter, Screen Actors Guild: We resolve to organise protests against all the reality shows that the TV networks are hurrying to add to their primetime schedules, which are decimating our membership because the stars are real people rather than thespians.
Anna Nicole Smith, star of The Anna Nicole Smith reality show: I resolve to buy a dictionary and look up 'thespians.'
- Anna Nicole Smith Son Inquest Stalls.
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire March 28, 2007 700+ words
...into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old...least another day to resolve the issue raised by...statement that Anna Nicole Smith gave about her son...in Florida that Anna Nicole Smith's Feb. 8 death was...
- New Developments in Mysterious Death of Anna Nicole Smith.
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire February 15, 2007 700+ words
...the legal battle over Anna Nicole Smith's baby and her body. A...news coming out of the Anna Nicole Smith courtroom just moments ago...Mr. Stern was at best Anna Nicole Smith's boyfriend. That's it...like this judge may want to resolve that right here in Broward...
- Bahamas begins inquest into death of Anna Nicole Smith's son.
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire March 28, 2007 700+ words
...into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's 20-year-old...least another day to resolve the issue raised by...statement that Anna Nicole Smith gave about her son...in Florida that Anna Nicole Smith died on Feb. 8 of an...
- Anna Nicole Smith at Supreme Court in estate dispute.
- News wire article from: Fort Worth Star-Telegram (Fort Worth, TX) February 28, 2006 700+ words
...outside, a sedately attired Anna Nicole Smith had her day in the U.S. Supreme...greedy attorneys, saying, ``Anna Nicole Smith is not the brightest lightbulb...adversary. ``We're here to resolve the legal issue,'' he said...
- Anna Nicole Smith Update - Part 2.
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire February 23, 2007 700+ words
...FORD SHELLY, FRIEND OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH: It was in the last part of...meet and just talk and try to resolve some of our differences. VAN...trying to come together and resolve this and put Anna to rest...has been and hope that we can resolve it. VAN SUSTEREN: You say...
- Perper ponders new high-profile mystery puzzle: With Anna Nicole Smith as his...
- News wire article from: Miami Herald (Miami, FL) Lebovich, Jennifer Daniel, Trenton February 10, 2007 700+ words
...profile mystery: What killed Anna Nicole Smith? Perper, 74, has worked in forensic...Lexapro. Toxicology results on Anna Nicole Smith are not expected for several weeks...medical puzzle which we have to resolve," Perper said. 'A SURVIVOR...
- Anna Nicole Smith legal saga slogs on with baby's DNA test next issue on table.
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire February 23, 2007 700+ words
...jurisdiction to get involved in the paternity dispute over Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter, a day after the starlet's remains were...the court-appointed lawyer for Dannielynn, the power to resolve a dispute between Stern and Virgie Arthur, Smith's estranged...
- Anna Nicole Smith to be buried in Bahamas.
- News wire article from: Miami Herald (Miami, FL) Waller, Nikki Lebovich, Jennifer February 22, 2007 700+ words
...Waller and Jennifer Lebovich MIAMI _ Pending an appeal, Anna Nicole Smith will finally be buried, as she wished, next to her son in...STORY CAN END HERE) Seidlin urged Stern and Birkhead to resolve the paternity issue immediately, for Dannielynn's sake...
- Anna Nicole Smith wanted now-dead son to have her estate, according to 2001...
- News wire article from: The America's Intelligence Wire February 16, 2007 700+ words
(From AP Worldstream) Byline: MATT SEDENSKY Anna Nicole Smith said in a 2001 will that her estate should be given to...attorneys he would schedule as many sessions as it takes to resolve the issue. He ordered Stern, who did not attend Friday...
- Anna Nicole Smith's death still 'a medical puzzle'.
- Newspaper article from: South Florida Sun-Sentinel (Fort Lauderdale, FL) February 10, 2007 700+ words
...Haas and Mac Feb. 10--Questions over the death of Anna Nicole Smith, like those over the paternity of her 5-month-old daughter...He described her death as "a medical puzzle we have to resolve." Toxicology tests to determine what exactly was in her...
