Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scares ever. (Guy Confessions).(Letter to the Editor)

last call

"One weekend when my girlfriend was out of town, I stopped by a neighborhood bar for a drink. The bartender, Sharon, was really hot and always flirted with me when I went them. When it got late, Sharon closed up and we had a few more drinks. Pretty soon, we were having unbelievable sex on the bar. The next morning, my girlfriend called me in tears. Apparently, while Sharon and I were rolling around on the bar, I accidentally hit redial on my cell phone, which had been in my pocket, and it called my girlfriend. When she picked up, she heard me say `Thank God I didn't go straight home,' followed by the moans and groans of my sexfest with Sharon. Unfortunately, I couldn't think fast enough to come up with a good excuse, and my girlfriend broke up with me."--Bobby, 23

dog gone

"My live-in girlfriend begged me to let her get a dog. I finally agreed on the condition that she would take care of it, because I'm not an animal person. Instead, I was the one who ended up cleaning up after him, walking him, and feeding him. I even had to house-train him! My girlfriend did absolutely nothing but play and cuddle with the mutt. Finally, I got so sick of dealing with it that I posted an ad in the paper and found a nice old lady in the next town to take the dog. I dropped the puppy off while my girlfriend was at work and told her later that night that the dog had run away. After a few months, she got over the loss and suggested that we get another pup, but this time, I refused."--Grant, 28

cheese fond-eeew!

"After months of trying, I finally snagged a date with my supersexy neighbor. I really wanted to impress her, so I made a reservation at a cozy little Italian restaurant. When we got there, I ordered a bottle of wine and appetizers while we looked over the menu. I was starving, so when the fried mozzarella sticks came, I dug right in. Suddenly, I started choking on the cheese. I was gagging, and my date began ...