The secrets he's already discovered: sorry, ladies, but we're on to you when it comes to the following things. (His Point Of View).

* Beware--your feminine mystique is starting to show a few cracks. We guys have been able to unearth these so-called secrets thanks to our keen powers of observation. Consider this an invitation to ditch the charade and be yourself. (After all, that's the version we can't get enough of.)

you actually eat

Quit pretending you can't manage more than a side salad for dinner. If you're not chowing down in public, logic tells us that you're seriously noshing in private. And that makes us wonder if you have an eating disorder, which bugs us out.

Besides, it's no fun to eat alone. "When I dated Anna, there were two things she couldn't do when I was around--use the bathroom and eat a big meal," says Charles *, 24. "Trying new restaurants is one of my passions, but she was a killjoy." So stray from the female code of dating conduct and get an entree. You'll win points if you dare to order an appetizer too.

your looks are deceiving--at times

We are aware that you have some beauty tricks up your sleeve--and under your shirt. Men spend endless waking hours thinking about breasts. So When yours suddenly triple in size from one date to the next, we know it's courtesy of your super-padded, miracle-working water bra.

And that's not the only enhancement we pick up on. "Lisa was as pale as shark meat when we decided to take a weekend trip to Florida," says George, 27. "But when I picked her up on the way to the airport, she was perfectly tanned. ...