Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever. (Guy Confessions).(Brief Article)

rise and shine

"On the way home from a party one night, my girlfriend and I were too tired to drive all the way back to my apartment, so we decided to spend the night at her parents' house. Marianne left a note for her mom letting her know we were there. Then we crawled into bed and passed out. The next morning, we woke to her mom knocking on the bedroom door. We were fully dressed, so Marianne told her mom to come in. She walked in with a huge smile on her face, carrying a breakfast tray, but as soon as she saw me, she panicked and stumbled out of the room. I've stayed there many times before, so I was completely confused until I looked down and realized that my morning wood was sticking straight up, clearly visible through the thin blanket."--Keith, 29

rhythm and blues

"My friend Greg is in a band, and right before one of his big shows, one of his bandmates informed me that Greg had written an evil song about my girlfriend, who he didn't get along with. I was pissed, so I went backstage and stole Greg's sheet music. He tried to wing it by memory, but the performance was horrible, his band was booed, and the bar never booked them to play there again."--David, 23

tongue twisted

"One afternoon, my girlfriend and I were walking through the park and feeling kind of silly. We kept taking sentences and switching around the words to create naughty phrases. At one point, we walked up to a vendor, who asked if we'd like a hot dog. My girlfriend leaned over to me and said, `I'll make your dog hot!' and we burst out laughing like little kids. Then a young girl came up and asked for a cherry popsicle. I turned to her, and without thinking said, `I'll pop your cherry!' When I realized what I'd said, I felt horrible ... but I wasn't nearly as upset as the girl's mother was."--Andrew, 23

tour amour