"My girl and I were going at it when we had a fight. I grabbed my clothes and left, then realized I'd forgotten to take my pants." (Guy Confessions).(Brief Article)

lust lock-out

"One afternoon, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on her living room floor when we started bickering. It turned into a full-blown fight, so I stood up, grabbed my clothes, and stormed out of her house. As soon as I slammed the door, I realized that I had only picked up my shirt. My jeans and underwear were still inside with my car keys and wallet! I rang the bell and banged on the door a few times, but my girlfriend wouldn't let me in. To make matters worse, people kept driving by and staring at my naked butt. Finally, I made my way to the backyard and crawled in through an open window. When my girlfriend saw me, she started cracking up. She'd had no idea that I'd accidentally left my pants behind. We had a good laugh for about 10 minutes before we went back to hooking up."--Heath, 27

tequila sunrise

"Back in college, I had a really rocky relationship with my girlfriend, and we were constantly fighting and breaking up. One spring break, a whole group of us took a trip down to Mexico. On our third night there, my girlfriend was bothering me, so I disappeared into a club and found a superhot girl to hang out with. After way too much tequila, we ended up sneaking out and getting a hotel room together. I didn't wake up until six the next morning. My whole posse was looking for me, but I was nowhere to be found. My buddies knew I was probably with another woman, but my girlfriend was worried. When I finally returned, I told them that I had been arrested for public drunkenness by the Mexican police and had to spend the night in jail. My girlfriend felt so bad for me that she brought me back to our room, where we had incredible makeup sex."--Chris, 27

web scam

"I had a feeling that Laurie, my girlfriend of two years, was sleeping with her friend Jake whenever I went out of town. I had to find out the truth, so I set up an E-mail account in Laurie's name and started writing to Jake, pretending to be her. I wasn't getting any good information, so I decided to provoke him a bit. As Laurie, I complained about how my relationship was starting to suck. Jake's next E-mail was an angry one. Apparently, Jake thought Laurie and I had broken up. He proceeded to tell Laurie (me) that he didn't think they should keep hooking up if she still had a boyfriend. I immediately called Laurie, told her what had happened, and broke up with her for being a cheating bitch. ...