Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever. (Guy Confessions).(Brief Article)

intensive loving care

"After a really bad bike wreck, I ended up in the intensive-care unit for more than a week. The doctor told me I shouldn't sit up because the pressure on my skull could be potentially deadly. Well, one night, my girlfriend came to visit me, and even though I had severe head trauma, I was feeling horny. With the little energy I had, I begged my girlfriend to get on top of me. She was afraid of hurting me, but I assured her that as long as I didn't move too much, I would be fine. So my girlfriend climbed on, and we had sex right there in my hospital bed."--Jon, 19

first-class ass

"A few months ago, I was on a late-night flight when I fell asleep. In the middle of a particularly dirty dream, the woman in the next seat started shaking me. I woke up to find the entire first-class cabin staring at me. Apparently, I had spent about five minutes moaning and groaning so loudly that I woke everyone on the flight. Finally, when I started saying `Oh, yeah, baby' over and over again, the woman beside me decided to intervene."--Lee, 26

eraser head

"I'm an assistant professor at a college, and I'm not allowed to have relationships with students. Still, I had the hots for this gorgeous girl in one of my classes. Jenna had been showing up during my office hours a lotto get extra help, and I started to realize that she probably had feelings for me as well. One evening, when I was helping her work out a problem on the board, she put her arm around my waist and gave me one of those looks. Next thing I knew, she was going down on me as I leaned up against the chalkboard. I returned the favor, and by the time we finished, we had completely erased the chalkboard and our backs were covered in white dust. We tried our best to clean each other off, but both of us were wearing black and the chalk wouldn't come out. When we emerged from the classroom, I think it was pretty obvious to the waiting students what we had been up to."--Steve, 28

pee diddle