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Commuter nightmare, commissioner's dream

Just what we need, another driver on the road not paying attention. In a charity fund-raiser last month, Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban-his famously loud mouth covered in duct tape-rode shotgun for ``entertainer'' David McGee as he drove a 6.5-mile route through suburban Dallas while blindfolded. As publicity stunts go, this is about as dumb as it gets, even if the sight of a gagged Cuban made NBA commissioner David Stern's day. As they say, don't try this one at home.

Speed Bumps

Technical Term of the Year, Or Is It Like a `Liquid Laugh'?

This comes straight from the Volvo S60 R suspension presentation: ``Heave Velocity.''

``Okay, but I ain't gonna sign it.''

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