Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever. (Guy Confessions).(Brief Article)

voice nailed

"I was in my office getting ready to leave for a lunch meeting when I noticed my voice-mail light blinking. I thought it might be the client I was going to meet, so I put it on speakerphone to listen as I gathered my stuff. Well, it wasn't the client, and before I had a chance to take it off speakerphone, my girlfriend's voice blasted, 'Hey, baby, I can't wait for you to do me tonight,' I was hoping no one had heard or at least hadn't realized it came from my desk, but as I ran out red-faced, two coworkers intercepted me to give me high fives."--Tim, 28

mama drama

"My friends and I were at a bar for happy hour when we noticed this really hot older woman sitting a few tables over. Unfortunately, she was sitting with a couple of men, so we were all afraid to approach her. Finally, she got up to go to the rest room, and when she passed by our table, I stood up, grabbed her around the waist, and asked drunkenly if there was any way she'd be willing to come home with me. First, the woman pushed me away, then she leaned in closer, grabbed my chin, and said, `William?' As it turned out, it was my mom's friend Raquel, and I was too drunk to recognize her. Luckily, she laughed the whole thing off, said she was flattered, and promised not to tell my mother."--Billy, 22

it's raining wimps

"After a few dates with Sarah, she finally agreed to come home with me, and we had amazing sex for hours. We fell asleep, and when I woke up during the night it was raining really hard. For anyone else, this wouldn't be a big deal, but I've been afraid of thunder and lighting since I was really little. As scared as I was, I knew I couldn't exactly wake Sarah up and ask her to hold me, so I grabbed a blanket and went into the other room. I ended up lying there, wide awake and sweating like crazy. All of a sudden, I felt a hand on my arm. I jumped up, screaming like a girl. Of course, it was just Sarah, who had come to find me. I had no choice but to explain my phobia to her. She actually thought it was cute and suggested that we try another sex session to distract me."--Kyle, 25

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