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name flopper
"Even though I was in love with my girlfriend, I had been dipping my wick elsewhere, if you know what I mean. One night, we went out drinking with a bunch of my girl's friends and I got pretty wasted, so she ended up taking me home early. Despite my drunken state, I was still in the mood to get some, so we started fooling around. As I put the condom on, I whispered in her ear, `It's okay, as long as Lisa doesn't find out.' The problem with this statement: My girlfriend is Lisa! In my idiotic stupor, I thought that I was cheating on my girlfriend instead of having sex with her! I was far too drunk to explain myself, so I just tried to play dumb, but ...