Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

naughty neighbors

"My girlfriend used to live in an apartment building, and whenever I went to her place, I would chat with the cute girl who lived next door. Eventually, the neighbor and I got pretty friendly. One day, I ran into her in the hallway and we talked for a while. Before long, we were back at her pad. I spent the night moaning and groaning in every room of her apartment. The next day, I was supposed to meet my girlfriend on her lunch break. When I got there, she looked really tired, so I asked what was wrong. She said she'd had a horrible night's sleep. Apparently, the crazy sex going on next door had kept her up for hours."

--Carlo, 31

prisoner of love

"My fiancee's overprotective parents used to hate me so much that they threatened to disown her if she continued seeing me. We ended up faking a breakup and started seeing each other on the sly. Since she still lived with them at the time, I used to scale two stories to her window late at night to bring her flowers. One night, her neighbors spotted me and called the police. My girlfriend was so afraid of her folks that she wouldn't tell the truth to the cops. I was arrested for trespassing and ended up spending a night in jail. She's lucky I loved her enough not to dump her after that."

--Robert, 25

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