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hostess with the mostest
"The summer before I was supposed to get married, I started working the night shift at a local restaurant. I hit it off right away with the hot hostess, but she was in a steady relationship too. Eventually, though, we could not deny the spark between us. We started to have sex in the alley during every shift. One night, my fiancee stopped by for a surprise visit. My manager told her that I was in the back having a smoke. She opened the door to the alley and found me with a tall blond wrapped around my waist!"
--Seth, 26
love boat
"My girlfriend and I went camping one weekend and brought along a huge raft. We floated out onto the lake and rowed into a little cove. After a few drinks and some skinny-dipping, we ended up getting it on. Just as we finished, we noticed the park ranger's boat speeding toward us. My girlfriend managed to get her swimsuit on, but I didn't have time. He asked us if we had life jackets, which we did not, so he ordered us to get into his boat. My girlfriend obeyed, but I couldn't because my pants weren't on. After I explained the problem, the ranger laughed, then turned around so I could get dressed. Finally, he took us back to shore and gave us a warning about boating without life jackets ... and indecent exposure."
--Dave, 26
crash intercourse