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The Long View.(Brief Article)(Column)

National Review

| December 03, 2001 | Long, Rob | COPYRIGHT 2001 National Review, Inc. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

Pen pals from America, as encouraged by President Bush

Dear Children in the Kindergarten Class of the Slayer of the Infidel Elementary School:

Hi. We are Miss Peters's kindergarten class at Rosa Parks Elementary. We are very sorry to hear about your country. Sometimes during Sharing Time we sing "Frere Jacques." Do you have "SpongeBob Squarepants" on your TV there? We do. We like to drink from juiceboxes. Okay, bye.

The Kids of Miss Peters's

Kindergarten Class

Children of America!

In the name of Allah the Beneficent and Merciful,

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