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10 Ways to Ensure a Dud Date Never Calls You Again
1. Ask him for a hug. Afterward, gasp and say you've never gone that far with a guy and you think you need to slow down.
2. If he asks about your family, shake your head softly, look down, and say that they're all dead. If he asks how it happened, look up at him with cold eyes and say, without emotion, "Paper cuts."
3. When your cokctails arrive, pull out a flask and spike the drinks with extra liquor. Exclaim "Let's get this party started!"
4. Speak in the royal "we" when referring to yourself and the Lord. (Example: "The mere idea of premarital intimacy is appalling to Us.")
5. At the start of the meal, lean across the table and cut his entree into bite-size pieces. Say "Now be a good boy and make all that food ...
Source: HighBeam Research, COSMO COMMANDMENTS november.(getting rid of an undesirable...