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Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.
romp and roll
"My girlfriend and I decided to have a make-out session like we did back in high school, so we drove up to a lookout point, popped The Clash into the stereo, and stretched out on the floor of my flatbed. Our heavy petting escalated, and in no time, we were really 'rocking the casbah.' Just as I was about to orgasm, I felt a jolt, which I assumed was my girlfriend. But when the truck really started bouncing, we realized we were rolling down the hill! There was no time to grab our clothes, so we jumped out and landed in a pile of leaves. We watched the truck roll on for a few yards before it dropped off the edge of the hillside. The relief we felt about escaping unscathed was short-lived when we realized we would have to make our way back to civilization--naked."
Charlie, 33
gag order
"I was on a first date with a girl was desperate to impress, so I took her to a fancy restaurant. The only problem was that I was getting over a horrendous chest cold, and my hacking cough kept interrupting our dinner. I managed to keep up my end of the conversation--until dessert came and I was racked by a horrible coughing fit that lasted a good five minutes. Then, just as everyone in the restaurant had turned around to check out the hacker, mucus triggered my gag reflex and I barfed all over the table. Yep, that was my last date with that girl!"
Bret, 28
Source: HighBeam Research, GUY CONFESSIONS.(dates and adventures)(Brief Article)