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The Worst Thing He Did After Sex.
Forget cuddling or resting up for round two. Cosmo readers share seriously distressing stories of guys who got weird when the deed was done.
* There's nothing better than blissfully basking in the afterglow of an awesome between-the-sheets encounter. But some guys wrap up the wild thing with beyond-bizarre behavior. Cosmo collected the most twisted tales of men's outrageous antics following a frisky frolic. These post-nooky nightmares will make you laugh, squeal in shock, and be thankful that the worst thing your dude's ever done is nod off!
"After an all-nighter, the guy! was with asked me if I would give him my panties. He wanted to start a Web site that sold used panties, and I guess he thought mine were marketable. I ditched him ASAP."
Barbara, 23
"I once dated a cutie who always craved a bowl of cereal after sex. At first, I thought it was charming, but one time after we finished, he shouted out 'I' m crazy for Cocoa Puffs!' and ran down to the kitchen. It was just too weird for me, and I couldn't get turned on by him anymore."
"I was dating the world's biggest jerk. One time after we'd done the deed, he rolled over, grabbed the remote, and said 'I hope I didn't miss the kickoff. Bring me a beer, will ya?"'
Alysa, 30
- CAMPAIGNING FOR COCOA PUFFS.(Brief Article)
- Magazine article from: Post February 14, 2001 700+ words
...create two spots for General Mills' Cocoa Puffs cereal, Klasky executive producers...chocolate money in specially packaged Cocoa Puffs cereal boxes, Part II shows Sonny's victory, which brings chocolate coins to Cocoa Puffs cereal for a limited time. Klasky Csupo...
- Going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, other kids' stuff.
- Newspaper article from: Chicago Tribune (via Knight-Ridder/Tribune News Service) February 26, 2002 700+ words
...or maybe I am _ that I have eaten Spaghettios recently, and they weren't half-bad. Deb Saul has renewed her love for Cocoa Puffs. "When my kids do convince me to buy them, I swear I hide them so I can have them all to myself," she said. "And what...
- You know that aisle in the supermarket where the breakfast cereals riot in...
- Magazine article from: National Review April 25, 2005 700+ words
* You know that aisle in the supermarket where the breakfast cereals riot in colorful profusion--Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Honey Nut Cheerios, Count Chocula, Peanut Butter Toast Crunch, and the innumerable rest? Well, there is...
- Cocoa puffs up insulin in blood.(Nutrition)
- Magazine article from: Science News October 25, 2003 700+ words
Eating foods flavored with cocoa powder, as opposed to other flavorings, stimulates greater production of the sugar-processing hormone insulin, Australian scientists report. An excess of insulin, which helps cells extract glucose from the bloodstream, could depress blood sugar concentrations and
- Cocoa puffs beats total, grape nuts.(Indications)(Brief article)
- Magazine article from: Family Practice News Bell, John R. April 15, 2007 700+ words
A Harvard professor has found that a compound in the cocoa bean might someday be on par with penicillin in its effect on public health, according to the official journal of the Society of Chemical Industry. Norman Hollenberg, Ph.D., found that the Kuna people of Panama, who drink up to 40 cups of
- Cocoa puffs beats total, grape nuts.(INDICATIONS)(Brief article)
- Magazine article from: Internal Medicine News Bell, John R. April 15, 2007 700+ words
A Harvard professor has found that a compound in the cocoa bean might someday be on par with penicillin in its effect on public health, according to the official journal of the Society of Chemical Industry. Norman Hollenberg, Ph.D., found that the Kuna people of Panama, who drink up to 40 cups of
- Great sex-pectations.
- Magazine article from: Redbook IOVINE, VICKI August 1, 2000 700+ words
...last 13 years fretting about my sex life, beginning around the...pelvic rest," a.k.a. no sex. Four pregnancies, four postpartum...and tried not to look at the Cocoa Puffs and Cap'n Crunch as I got...world is my oyster. No spirited sex for the first three days was...
- 95% of Americans Like Cereal. 57% Like Sex. We've Got Cereal. Breakthrough...
- Press release article from: PR Newswire April 29, 2004 700+ words
...pajama-clad "Cereologists(TM)" behind the counter. "Devil Made Me Do It(TM)" for example is a popular mix of Cocoa Puffs(R) and Lucky Charms(R) with chocolate milk flavor crystals, topped with malt balls. As an alternative to a bowl of...
Source: HighBeam Research, The Worst Thing He Did After Sex.