GUY CONFESSIONS.(Brief Article)

Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

misbehaving mama

"When I first started dating my wife, she lived with her very flirty mother. One day after work, I called ahead to see if my honey would be around, and her mom said to come by and let myself in. When showed up, my girlfriend was not there so I waited in the kitchen. A few minutes later, I heard her mom calling to me from her bedroom. She said she had something to show me, so I went up. My jaw dropped to the floor when I saw her sprawled seductively on the bed, wearing only a sheer negligee. I don't know what I was thinking, but I jumped on top of her, and we had the most exciting sex ever. I married her daughter a year later, but to this day, I still fantasize about dear, sweet mom."

--Brett, 31

thong song

"I live in a house with five guys, so when they took a weeklong ski trip, I was psyched to have the place to myself. My girlfriend and I ended up having crazy sex, trying things we never really could before. On the morning before they were supposed to get back, I thought it would be funny to slip on my girlfriend's red lace thong and put on a little show for her. I had just gotten onto the coffee table to start my dance when the front door opened and my roommates stumbled in. They stopped dead in their tracks when they saw me in those little panties, and I just stood there in shock. Finally, I made a dash for my bedroom, but it was too late. My buddies could not stop laughing and yelling 'Sexy Lexy, we want a show too!'"

--Alex, 22