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Aiiigh'. It is elecshun time, an' there is no way dat sweaty Tony Blair, nor `is bald rivahl, William `ague, is gonna steal me thunda. Anyway, Billy, he be too fazed with fightin' wid `is ad agency, innit.
I, Ali Green (Keith to me mates), de well-known purveyor of all tings green (but mos'ly grass), `ave bin roped in to `elp out de phat lady from de Green Party to win `er place in Pahlimen'.
Dis Anna B, who be from Befnal Green (big up de Eas' London masseve), be much betta lookin' dan Anne Widdecum (urgh). But not Jordan, who be also tryin' `er `and at dis ...