Misanthrope's Corner.(Brief Article)

Now that The Wind Done Gone has been cleared for publication by the court of appeals, I present my own version, Gone with the Hurricane Activity.

Scarlett O'Hara was not a physically ideal human being, but men seldom perceived it when informed by her life-enhancing qualities as the Tarleton twins were.

"What does it matter if we were expelled from the college of our choice, Scarlett? The hostilities are going to start any day now. You don't think we'd seek career enrichment with hostilities in progress, do you?"

"Hostilities, hostilities, hostilities! This hostilities dialogue has caveated every party this spring. Besides, there aren't going to be any hostilities."

"Why, honey, after the first-strike shelling situation we instituted at Fort Sumter, the Northern Americans will have to engage in hostilities. Violence always begets violence."

"If you boys don't address another issue I'll go in the house and vent!"

"How about if we tell you a privileged communication? You know Miss Melanie Hamilton who's based in Atlanta? Ashley Wilkes's cousin? Ashley's going to marry her. You know the Wilkeses always have meaningful relationships with their extended family members."