Perspectives.(includes multiple articles)(Brief Article)

"And to the C students, I say, you, too, can be president of the United States." President George W. Bush, a C student himself, receiving an honorary degree from Yale, his alma mater

"It's more than a decade since I was in the front line of politics. That's why I'm back... And you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign THE MUMMY RETURNS." Former British prime minister Margaret Thatcher, helping campaign for Tory underdog William Hague

"It looks like if you were to look at the skeleton of a rhino or a horse or a cow... It's lovely." Ralph Chapman, a paleontologist at the Smithsonian Institution's National Museum of Natural History, commenting on the newly posed triceratops at the museum after a computer simulation showed that the previous bone positioning was wrong

"This does not mean that school trips should be stopped." Tony Kerridge, spokesman for health charity Marie Stopes International, reacting to its study's finding that one in three of the British teenagers surveyed said they had some sort of sexual experience while on a school field trip

"And so Jesus made a Jim Skinner for 5,000 geezers with just five loaves of Uncle Fred and two Lillian Gish." Associated Press's Sue Leeman, recounting the miracle of the loaves and fishes as it might appear in a new version of the Bible--written in Cockney rhyming slang

"I confess I'm no expert in that. I just learned how to forward Monica Lewinsky jokes to someone else." Former president George Bush, commenting on his technological know-how at a tech convention in Las Vegas

"I'm just honored to be in his ...