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A memo from a SoCal big to his personal assistant
Janice: Could you please take care of the following items before I get back from Aspen? Thanks!
TO DO
1. Send in check for the "Sierra Club Salutes Governor Gray Davis" fundraiser at the Beverly Hills Hotel.
2. Have pool guy come back and check the temperature settings on the pool. It's still too cold-it needs to be about 72. We need to see steam coming off the top in the mornings-please remind the pool guy that it's a LOT colder in Bel Air than it is in Covina or Van Nuys or wherever he's from. Also: The Jacuzzi needs to be set about 20 degrees hotter than the pool. Otherwise, it's hard to get the whole cool pool/hot whirlpool thing going, which makes it almost impossible to relax.
3. Take Range Rover (the old one) to the dealer and have them check out this weird ping it makes when the gas tank is less than half full (about 45 gallons, I think)-which gets especially loud when it idles in traffic.
4. The gardener needs to use the leaf blower on the ENTIRE property. This includes Guest House #1 AND Guest House #2. Please remind him of this, because I think he's ignoring it and thinks we won't notice. My wife just got lasix surgery and sees a lot better now, so she's noticing a lot of things that she used to miss.
Source: HighBeam Research, The Long View.(hypocrisy of liberal elite in entertainment...