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"Bush pulls out of saving the planet."Headline in British newspaper The Sun, on the Bush administration's decision to abandon the 1997 Kyoto Protocol
"I guess we didn't realize it was the actual climate he wanted to change." Democrat Richard Gephardt of Missouri, joking about his misinterpretation of President Bush's pledge to change the political climate in Washington
"She finally figured out a way to get people to stop looking at her butt." Jay Leno on Jennifer Lopez's see-through top at the Oscars
"There ain't no light at the end of this tunnel." Bill McVeigh, father of Oklahoma City bomber Timothy, who awaits execution
"When you retire, you'll end up just collecting dust or moss. So I collect thermometers." Richard Porter, a 73-year-old from Massachusetts, explaining why he could be heading for the Guinness Book of World Records on account of his collection of about 3,500 thermometers
"He didn't look like he was drunk or high or anything. He looked like a jogger who had just forgotten to put on his clothes."Margaret Staines of Clitheroe, England, on a naked man who streaked through the town center last week, giving onlookers an early morning surprise
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Source: HighBeam Research, Perspectives.