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RAP RIGHT.(opinion on the nomination of John D. Ashcroft as Attorney General)(Brief Article)

The American Enterprise

| March 01, 2001 | Lileks, James | COPYRIGHT 2001 The American Enterprise, a national magazine of politics, business and culture (TEAmag.com). This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

"Singer" Eminem raps about busting gay men's heads, and he wins Grammys. Attorney General nominee John Ashcroft admits that his religious beliefs don't sanction homosexuality, and he's a hatemonger. Obviously, George W. Bush's appointments have to learn to rap---that's the only way to shut up the Left. John! It's not too late! Here are your lyrics:

"If Falwell's a movie then I'm the sequel / I'll give you a replay of separate-but-equal / I be casting out cynics / blowin' up clinics / letting Microsoft go so they can crush Linux / I be looking away when a gun law is broken / I'll be happy when everyone's children are smokin' / They say God is love but my God ain't been fooled / Gays go to Hell. Unless they be homeschooled."

And so forth. If delivered over an appropriately infantile beat, these lyrics could have insulated Ashcroft from any objections.

Of course, he doesn't believe any of these idiocies. His enemies know he doesn't. But some of Ashcroft's Senate colleagues were perfectly willing to shiv him in the spine and wiggle the knife. California Democrat Barbara Boxer, in her best worried-mom voice, suggested that Ashcroft's confirmation would signal the end of Western civilization: "There are solid reasons to expect that the people of this country will not be protected and served as they exercise their civil rights, human rights, their right to choose, their right to be free of gun violence, and their right to a clean environment."

Let Democrats talk long enough, and they'll append a new right to the Constitution with every breath. A right to be free of gun violence? That's a new one. Literally. Attention ...

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