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Men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams.
BOOTY BURGLAR
"I wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a late-night visit. She still lived at home, so I snuck in through her window. She woke up, screamed at what she thought was a burglar, and punched me in the face. I fell over bleeding as her parents rushed in to see if she was okay. Busted!"
Jeremy, 23
RAVISHING RESCUE
"My best friend, Danny, and I had plans to take our girlfriends to a concert together. When we arrived at the stadium and found our seats, Danny started to flirt with the girl sitting on the other side of him. His girlfriend was furious and stormed off. I followed her to try to smooth things over and caught up with her outside the ladies' room. I guess she was primed to get revenge--she pulled me into one of the stalls, yanked my zipper down, and gave me some expert oral action. When we returned to our seats, Danny couldn't stop apologizing to her, and my girlfriend thought I was such a gentleman for taking care of my buddy's girl."
Nicholas, 26