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"The Sleazy Way He Dumped Me".

Cosmopolitan

| January 01, 2001 | Zucker, Gina | COPYRIGHT 2001 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

Elaborate lies, cold-blooded blow-offs, and heartbreaking betrayals... read on for kicked-to-the-curb capers so horrific, you'll be glad you never dated these dirtbags.

* Getting dumped is never any fun. But it really sucks when the guy ditching you chooses the worst way possible to break the bad news. Gosmo rounded up the most horrendous and harrowing stories of girlfriend disspensations ever. You won't believe how low these guys stooped when cutting loose their former loves.

Robbed of Love

"My first year in college, I was mugged while walking home from my boyfriend's dorm around midnight. I wasn't hurt, but I was shaken up. I asked him for a couple of days on my own, just to get myself together and calm down, which he said would be fine. But after two days, he asked me to meet him for coffee. We ordered, and then he said I was being 'too difficult.' If I was going to get all freaked out about 'little things,' then this relationship just wouldn't work. Furious, I responded, 'Yeah, you'd know all about little things, wouldn't you?' Then I walked out, leaving him with the bill."

Georgia, 22

Splitsville

"My boyfriend of one year dumped me by telling me he had multiple personality disorder. Apparently, his other identity was in love with someone else. He told me he was sorry and he was actually wondering if perhaps the four of us could work something Out. I was like, 'You were wondering what?' Then he laughed in a really strange way. To this day, I don't know whether he was making it up or not--or who the heck I was talking to!"

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