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Glenn Hoddle is no doubt regretting not letting Woody Allen have the last word on reincarnation when he said he'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

6 In the new Walkers commercial, AMV reincarnates Gary Lineker as Vinnie Jones, which is an excellent idea unless you're Gary Lineker and the process is irreversible.

If you haven't seen it, Gary breaks into an R&D lab and eats a "new stronger tasting Walkers Max crisp". They are so strong they blow his head off, literally. All that's left of Gary is an ear. Gary is then rebuilt as Vinnie with the left-over ear more than evident. No wonder Vinnie looks pissed off. Maxpoints.

5 While we're on the subject of ears, next up is Virgin Radio print work. There are three, a bloke tied to a bed while his …