Bolton Wanderers v QPR: in-running sequential events special!

(From Guardian Unlimited)

64 min: A corner for Bolton down the right. Miyaichi swings a low ball to the edge of the area, allowing Wheater to hack over. "Don't listen to Mat Balco (51 min)," advises Paul Gordon. "I think you should talk about Andy Carroll more. Do you think he should shave before games? I do." I'd like to think we can all still be friends, and maybe Mat Balco will email in with his opinion on this pressing matter.

61 min: Onuoha slides in on Petrov down the left, near the corner flag as the Bolton midfielder was shaping to cross. That's as clear a booking as you'll see.

60 min: Ricketts romps down the left, drops a shoulder to skate past Barton on the inside, and attempts a curler into the top right. It's not a bad effort, but just a tad overcooked. The ball sails into the stand.

59 min: A determined burst down the middle of the park by Diakite, who slides a pass down the inside-left for Cisse. The striker gets a low shot on target, but it's weak and straight at Bogdan. Still, nice move by QPR, and one that opened the hosts up a wee bit.

57 min: You'd have thought Rangers would have their tails up after the start to the second half they enjoyed, but since the dust from the goal settled, Bolton have been seeing more of the ball. There's not much going on, though.

54 min: Bolton are slowly recovering. Mark Davies is putting himself about, probing down both channels. QPR certainly don't look certain at the back, but that's hardly news. "Hancock's wrong," writes Paul Gordon. "It's eggs."

51 min: Now it's Bolton's turn to wander about stunned. That shock at the start of the half has knocked them back on their heels. QPR aren't doing much at the moment either, but will be feeling mighty fine about themselves at the moment. "You have a two-yard ghost goal in a crucial relegation match and all you can talk about is Andy Carroll??" blasts a red-faced Mat Balco, barely able to focus on his computer screen, the light refracting through the hot salty tears. "WTF?? Seriously?? Honestly pathetic." Sorry, Mat, that I've only so far mentioned it in the 22nd, …