"Motion carries. Now put down your aye-phones."
-- Ken Rogers, St. Alfred's Anglican Church, Blackburn, Australia
"All in favor of starting a recovery group for the perpetually distracted ..."
-- Troy Green, Monroe United Brethren Church, Monroe, Indiana
"Okay, no more Monday night board meetings."
-- Bryan Begley, Bethany Christian Church, Bumpass, Virginia
Sometimes Frank longed for the old days when the board asked God, not Siri, what to do.
-- Jim Dewar, Grace Community Christian, Frederick, Maryland
"So, how many feel technology helps us embody God's love in our …