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Only the French could manage to find a sexual connotation to the efforts by UK prime minister David Cameron to carve out safeguards for Britain while remaining outside the euro at last week's meeting on a new fiscal treaty for the EU. A French official was quoted as saying that Cameron's efforts were like a man who wants to go to a wife-swapping party without taking his own wife.

Embattled ANC Youth League president Julius Malema may have a point about unfairness in the way the ANC treats its members. The poor man has faced the wrath of the party's top brass for calling for regime change in Botswana. He is fighting for his political life after his five-year suspension from the …