Take a trip inside the weird and wonderful world of the Donald.

Byline: The Nation.

Donald Trump is a flamboyant American real-estate developer and entrepreneur, famous for his wealth, outspoken feistiness and his wives.

I can't remember how many wives he's had, but they're all gorgeous. He has also starred in a TV reality show, "The Apprentice", featuring his signature slogan: "You're fired!"

"The Donald", as he is called, is renowned for his hair, a wave of brown thatch that sweeps across his brow as if preparing to launch itself into outer space. It is sure to take its place in the Haircut Hall of Fame alongside Einstein, Bob Marley, Don King and Sathya Sai Baba.

In a recent interview by Piers Morgan on CNN, The Donald delivered an exposition of his political views that would have made my hair stand on end, if I had any. As an American and a Sinophile, I found it riveting.

Trump doesn't like the Chinese. He began by stating that if he were president of the United States, …