Four reasons why James Cameron mustn't re-release Avatar.

(From Guardian Unlimited)

The assorted voting members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences must be feeling pretty remorseful at the moment. Thanks to their collective decision that The Hurt Locker is better than Avatar, James Cameron has chosen to take his revenge by unleashing hell on the world.

That's assuming that your definition of hell involves the theatrical release of an extended version of Avatar later this year, obviously. And if it doesn't, it should. I can understand Cameron's decision to give Titanic a 3D makeover -- since I was a teenager I've longed to see a man's head bounce off the propeller of a sinking ocean-liner in all three …