The aP's and queues of VAT.

(From Off Licence News)

Madness. Summer madness. It isn'tt even that ahot anymore, but lunacy abounds. I guess it's the feeling of approaching summer holidays that does it. It starts with a woman wanting to buy some crisps. She peruses our range of cheerily crap beer snacks - onion puffs, prawn crackers and pork scratchings so injurious to dental safety that they they come with a health warning.aIt's a range of terrible snacks that we'tre perversely proud of. Every now and again, I'tll crack and order some "proper" crisps, but I can'tt bear the sense of cheery glamour ithey bring to our tawdry selection of fried maize puffs and bristly swine hide. aThe woman is, quite …