Did you hear?

Three old women in a diner are discussing their health. One says: You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning I was standing at the top of the stairs and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down. The second old dear says: You think that's bad? The other day I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up! The third lady smiles smugly: Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks: Who's there? Seven signs that Winnie The Pooh characters are on drugs: 1. Eeyore the donkey doesn't care about anything, has slow reactions …