5FANS NEEDED A STIFF VODK A WITH THE COKE!

(From The Daily Star)

Byline: IAIN MACFARLANE

CELTIC. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .0 MOTHERWELL. . . .0 GILES COKE provided a mightily impressive Motherwell side with some Parkhead fizz.

Celtic? Well they were as far from the Real Thing as you could imagine.

As weak as tap water if you want to be brutally honest about it.

And by the end of this latest home flop against a well-drilled Fir Park side typified by the excellent display from midfield man Coke, even the disillusioned punters could barely muster the energy to moan.

Now that really is worrying.

A 0-0 draw with Motherwell. A third game on the spin without a win.

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