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Good evening! This is Pale B. N, anna I with tonight s stock market report
Helium was up, feathers were down, paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply.
Pencils lost a few points; hiking equipment is trailing. Elevators rose while escalators continued a slow decline.
I Light switches were off, mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated.
Oil continued it's slippery slide and batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
Signing off, this is Peale B. Nanna and this has been the stock market report!