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| July 01, 2009 | Wales, Andrew | COPYRIGHT 2009 Bluffton News Printing & Publishing Co. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan.  All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

Good evening! This is Pale B. N, anna I with tonight s stock market report

Helium was up, feathers were down, paper was stationary. Knives were up sharply.

Pencils lost a few points; hiking equipment is trailing. Elevators rose while escalators continued a slow decline.

I Light switches were off, mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.

Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Balloon prices were inflated.

Oil continued it's slippery slide and batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.

Signing off, this is Peale B. Nanna and this has been the stock market report!

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