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Bedroom bloopers: hot-and-heavy moments don't always go as planned. Here, hilarious real-life tales of nooky gone horribly wrong--check 'em out.(Love & Lust)

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| February 01, 2009 | Heitman, Bethany | COPYRIGHT 2009 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

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A Smashing Good Time

"When I moved into my apartment, I invited my boyfriend over to christen it. We were being wild, and at one point, I was on top and leaned forward to grab my heavy wooden headboard. I must not have put together my bed very well, because as soon as I grabbed it, the entire thing came crashing down on my guy's head. I quickly pushed it off him, but he was out cold for about a minute. When he came to, he feared he had a concussion. We called his cousin, who is a nurse, and she told us that he shouldn't go to sleep for at least eight hours. So we spent my first night at my new place icing his head and trying to stay awake."--Adrianna, 24

Burning Love

"One afternoon, my boyfriend and I were fooling around at my mom's house when he headed south. It felt really good, and after we finished, he took off. Minutes later, my below-the-belt area started burning. I ran into the bathroom only to find that my V zone was red and swollen. I was so scared that I yelled for my mom and made her look. I explained everything, and she had me put a cold towel on it. It took a few hours, but everything went back to normal. After talking to my guy, I found out that he had tried chewing tobacco earlier that day and my body had reacted badly to it."--Claire, 18

Laugh it Off

Lighten the mood after an embarrassing sex mishap by saying something like "The good news is that nobody broke any boners."

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