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Get ready to exclaim "So true!" when you read these hilarious observations about Hollywood stars.
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1 After reports that he and Madonna engaged in "an emotional affair," A-Rod's wife filed for divorce. Since Madonna's marriage is still going strong, it's safe to assume Guy Ritchie is a Yankees fan.
2 Thank you, Joel Madden and baby Harlow, for doing whatever it is you do that continues to keep Nicole Richie off the red carpet ... and the roads.
3 Justin Chambers checked in for a sleeping disorder, Heather Locklear went to be treated for depression, and David Duchovny admitted himself for sex addiction. Rehab: It's not just for drugs anymore.
4 And while we're on David Duchovny's sex addiction, since he's the star of the show Californication, which is about a guy who's addicted to sex, is this just a coincidence or a really twisted public-relations move?
5 The Sex and the City movie was a huge hit, but now that Carrie, Charlotte, and Miranda are all married, they may have to call the in-the-works sequel Celibacy and the City.