Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

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For a Good Time, Call ...

"My boss came into my office with an important client who had questions about a project. We had an inquiry for a coworker at another office, so he asked me to turn on the speakerphone and place the call. I had the number on speed dial, so I just pushed the button. I was a little surprised when a woman picked up and said, "Hi, sexy, I've been thinking about what I'm going to do to you tonight." I immediately recognized the voice to be my girlfriend's--I had accidentally hit her speed-dial number instead of my coworker's. The client looked really uncomfortable, and my boss was pissed."--Andrew, 23

Dirty Laundry

"I dropped by my girl's house one night while her morn was at work. We started messing around on the bed, but when her dog started barking, we realized that her morn was home and walking up the stairs. I wasn't supposed to be there, so my girlfriend told me to hide in the closet behind some laundry bags.

"I sat in there silently while her mom came into the room. My girl covered and made conversation, but then her mom said she needed to find a pair of pj's that she had left in the closet. My girl stammered and tried to come up with an excuse for why she shouldn't look there. Before I knew it, her morn had lifted up the bags, and I was exposed. She screamed, 'Who is that?! Diego?!' I was so embarrassed, I couldn't even say anything. I just crawled out of the closet and left."--Diego, 18

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