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"I had a friend visiting for the weekend, and we went out and got crazy. Unfortunately, the guy got so wasted that I decided it would be best to send him home in a cab. So we gave him my keys, drilled it into him to keep the door unlocked, and sent him on his way. Sure enough, we got home, and he had forgotten about the door. My girl rummaged through her purse for a set of spare keys, but I was so tired, I passed out in the ...