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10 signs you're being too bitchy.(TOTALLY COSMO: cosmo commandments)(Brief article)

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| July 01, 2008 | COPYRIGHT 2008 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

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1 Most of your first dates these days end in tears ... his tears.

2 You just inked a six-figure deal with Midol to be their spokeswoman.

3 Even your mom screens your calls.

4 When you get assigned to a project at work, your new teammates all make that face guys make when they see someone get hit in the groin with a baseball.

5 Your boyfriend has instructed the local florist to send you flowers with an "I'm sorry!" note every ...

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