Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

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Driven to Stupidity

"The day after I bought my first car with power windows, a truck with two beautiful girls inside pulled up to my left. The one in the passenger's seat looked over, and we exchanged smiles. She rolled down her window, and I thought I'd do the same and ask for her number. I tried to do it suavely by continuing to look straight ahead, but when I turned to put my head out the window, I smacked my face against it. I saw the girls laughing and realized that I'd rolled down the back window instead. I was so embarrassed, I ran the red light."--Ben, 25

Flash Dancer

"During a party, I hit the dance floor and started getting down with this smokin' hot girl. She was grinding on me, and I was becoming uncontrollably horny. I could feel myself getting a hard-on, so I tucked my member between my belt and my stomach to conceal it better in my pants. We continued dancing, but when I raised my arms, one of my buddies yelled, 'Look at what's going on in Brad's pants!' Everyone in the room turned around. My shirt had ridden up, and they all could see my soldier peeking out over my waistband. The girl made a face and hightailed it out of there."--Brad, 22

Ex and the City

"When I left my hometown for a job, my girlfriend and I dated long distance for a while before she decided to move to my city. The plan was that she would attend school and we would live together. About a week before she came, my friends were out at a bar back home and called me to say they saw my girl making out with some other dude. I was infuriated and I wanted to get back at her really good, so I didn't mention anything and let her register for classes and move.