The sex secrets he'll never tell you: it took some doing, but we convinced men to spill all the clandestine (and yes, dirty) thoughts they hide for fear of wigging you out. All we can say is, prepare to be wigged.(Guys Uncensored)

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* You've heard it before, but allow us to reiterate something to you: Guys are constantly thinking about sex--what they've done, what they'd like to do, and, of course, what they're doing right now. And when you spend that much time deliberating about one thing, some crazy thoughts end up floating through your head. Some of them tire sweet, some are funny, and some will make you want to march out and kick the first male you see right in the ... well, you get the idea. So read on for insight into males" deepest sex secrets. But don't say we didn't warn you.

(The Topic) His Secret Sexual Fantasy

* "My number one fantasy is sex with a beautiful woman in a position of authority who's dressed for the job--I'm talking a skirt suit, heels, stockings, and glasses."--Randy, 26

* "Three girls, none of whom are allowed to talk to me, and I'm in a cape. Making them do my bidding would be amazing because it'd be like having my own harem. And I can't stress this enough: I'm not kidding about the cape."--Terry, 28

* "I often have this fantasy where a sexy woman seduces me even though I keep reminding her that I have a serious girlfriend."--Abe, 23

* "I've always wanted to have screaming, wake-the-neighbors, porno-loud sex."--Dale, 33