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10 things not to say in bed.(cosmo commandments: The Hot Issue)(Brief article)
[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]
1 "I really don't get it. Your feet and hands are so big!"
2 "Wow! That was good! Way longer than what your ex told me to expect."
3 "I think I can, I think I can, I think l can...."
4 "I gotta remember to pick up my birth-control pills at the pharmacy. My refill's been there for, like, two weeks!"
5 "You know what? On second thought, let's do turn off the lights."
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