AccessMyLibrary provides FREE access to over 30 million articles from top publications available through your library.
Create a link to this page
Copy and paste this link tag into your Web page or blog:
Hilarious tales of sex gone wrong: these bedroom bloopers will make you laugh out loud and thank God they didn't happen to you!(LOVE AND LUST)
[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]
So Close ... Yet So Far
"The first time I had sex with my now ex-boyfriend, the foreplay lasted a really long time. In fact, I was beginning to wonder when we'd move on to the main event when he suddenly started to grunt and sweat. At first I was confused about why he was going so crazy, but then I realized that he thought we were doing the deed--even though he wasn't even in yet mad was just thrusting away between my thighs! I felt too bad to burst his bubble, so I lay there until he was done. The worst part is that afterward, I had to listen to him talk about how good he thought it was."--Katrina, 18
[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]
A Sticky Situation
"One night, I was hooking up with a dude who I'd heard was really good in bed. When he headed downtown, I was happy to discover lie lived up to his reputation. Just as I was about to climax, however, lie completely stopped. Frustrated, I asked what was tip, and he said, 'Um, I don't know how to tell you this, but I think I just lost my gum.' Thankfully, we eventually were able to find it stuck to my sheets."--Kristie, 26
Cowgirl Casualty
- 'Thank God for a happy ending': No one hurt in Las Plumas High incident.
- Newspaper article from: Appeal-Democrat (Marysville, CA) September 29, 2007 700+ words
...campus Friday, allegedly to kill the boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend, and holding...boy allegedly intended to kill the new boyfriend of his ex-girlfriend. He said the...three students and a teacher dead. "Thank God for a happy ending," Reniff said...
- Thank God they didn't kill my baby, sobs pregnant Samantha.(News)
- Newspaper article from: The People (London, England) Jack, David February 11, 1996 700+ words
...the baby was alive and well. She added: "Now I just hold my stomach and thank God those murdering bastards didn't harm my child." Samantha's distraught boyfriend Neil Parker, 16, said: "It was absolute chaos. There were people running...
- THANK GOD HE'S FOUND GUILTY..BUT IT WON'T BRING MY PHIL BACK; Sister applauds...
- Newspaper article from: The Mirror (London, England) Leslie, Neil December 9, 1997 700+ words
...in triumph when the guilty verdict was delivered. Her ex-boyfriend sat ashen-faced in the dock as she smiled and hugged her...passionate fling with her sister's husband, sobbed: "Thank God. It's been a long time. Too long. But this won't bring...
- 'THANK GOD SHE IS COMING HOME' It's not worth getting killed for, say Miss...
- Newspaper article from: The People (London, England) November 24, 2002 700+ words
...THE family of Miss Ireland Lynda Duffy said last night: "Thank God she is coming home." And the 22-year-old beauty herself...But that is the least of our worries." Lynda's student boyfriend Glen Burke was also relieved she was on her way back to Europe...
- `Thank God he's home and he's safe'; A year of waiting and worry ended in tears...
- Newspaper article from: Star Tribune (Minneapolis, MN) Smith, Mary Lynn May 27, 2009 700+ words
...nearly a year. A tear rolled off Joan Klossner's cheek. "Thank God he's home and he's safe," said Joan, who greeted her...drive themselves," Joan Klossner said. "Then there's the boyfriend and girlfriend they have." So this time, she spent a lot...
- THE REAL REAL ME Jilly Cooper reveals all to NINA MYSKOW; I just thank God for...
- Newspaper article from: The Mirror (London, England) Myskow, Nina May 7, 1999 700+ words
...it. So maybe a week after is the best time. Perfect. So thank God for the Cabbage Soup Diet. I discovered it last summer...not big thighs, but biggish thighs. I remember I had a boyfriend once and we went swimming together, and he took one look...
- THANK GOD SHE'S SAFE; Joy as mother is reunited with runaway Amy after three...
- Newspaper article from: The Mirror (London, England) September 26, 2003 700+ words
...station after the schoolgirl, who disappeared with her teenage boyfriend on Monday, was found safe. The massive Garda search for...sneaked away just before 1am on Monday. Amy then met her boyfriend Poric, who lives several miles away in Dromard, Co Sligo...
- THANK GOD IT'S MY DAY!; TGI Friday waitress's pounds 95,000 win.
- Newspaper article from: Birmingham Evening Mail (England) May 26, 1998 700+ words
...windfall. Tara's win was broadcast to millions of viewers watching Saturday's National Lottery programme. Now she and boyfriend Wayne Slater are all set to celebrate with a trip to Tenerife. "It was an amazing moment," she said. "I was screaming...
