Guy confessions: men admit to their dirtiest deeds and most shameless scams ever.

Hacked and Sacked

"I eyed this girl on campus for months before I finally got the nerve to talk to her. I created an excuse to ask her a question and then started chatting her up. I must have given off the vibe that I was interested because, right away, she dropped the bomb that she had a boyfriend. Bummed but not discouraged, I got my computer-savvy friend to hack into her boyfriend's Facebook account and change his relationship status to 'single.' The girl must have flipped when she found out, because the next thing I heard, they'd gotten into a huge fight and broken things off.

"A few days later, I asked her about her boyfriend, totally playing it off like I had no idea they were through. When she told me what had happened, I offered to take her out for coffee to get her mind off the breakup. My plan worked, because after our little date, she came back to my dorm room, and we hooked up."--Emmett, 20

AN AROUSING Sermon

"From time to time, I do the readings at my church. Once, when it was my turn to go, I walked down the aisle and then up to the podium, but when I turned to face the congregation, I noticed a girl in the front row start giggling. I tried to shrug it off and focus on reading the passage, but when I looked up, I saw that even more people were smirking. Finally, I was so embarrassed that I stopped reading and looked down at my shirt to see if maybe there was something I'd spilled. It turns out, my belt had been pushed forward, creating a looplike bump underneath my sweater. The entire time I'd been talking, it looked like I had a huge erection."--Britton, 26

Go-Getter Gaffe

"When I first started at my job, each of the entry-level employees was paired with an upper-level person who would act as a mentor. They made a huge deal about it and announced our partners in front of everyone at a big meeting. I thought that when they named mine, I'd say 'Let's do it!' to show how psyched I was to start the training program and get in good with the person. When they said the name of my mentor, I pumped my fist and said my line. Only then did I realize that I was paired with a really hot woman, so it seemed like I was hitting on her. Everyone went silent, and she looked really uncomfortable. I tried to laugh it off, but things were really awkward between us for a while."--Michael, 32