Confessions: Cosmo readers share their most shocking stories and steamiest secrets.

Unfashionable Feat

"After I received a fashion degree, I was desperately searching for a job. So when I finally nailed a great one as the assistant to a fashion director, I was thrilled. Unfortunately, on my first day of work, I was in a huge rush. Terrified that I'd be late, I ran out of my apartment, hopped on the bus, and bolted into the building. When I walked into my boss's office and greeted her, she took one look at me, smirked, and asked if I would be dressing this creatively every day. I looked down and realized that in my hurry, I had put on two different shoes."--Rati, 21

Buzz Kill

"One of my guy friends was over, and we were sitting on my bed and watching TV. I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back and sat down on the bed, I felt an odd bump under the covers. I figured it was the remote control, so I felt around and found something--it was my vibrator! I didn't want my friend to see it, so I tried to move it subtly, but he immediately noticed and asked what I was holding. I thought I could just play it off, so I gave him a coy smile and told him it was nothing ... but he insisted. Before I could stop him, he'd pulled off the covers, revealing the sex toy in my hand."--Alex, 37

Dirty Detour

"While driving home in a rainstorm, my boyfriend and I were feeling extranaughty, so we pulled over to the side of the road and started hooking up. In the middle of getting it on in the backseat, we heard a knock on the steamed-up window. We looked up, wiped away the fog on the glass, and saw two AAA employees peering in at us, snickering and pointing. Evidently, they thought we were stuck in the mud and had come to help us out ... but instead, they got a view of my guy and me buck naked. I was completely humiliated." --Tayna, 27

A Heap of Trouble