Nintendo's Party of Pain.

Seanbaby's consoles' mass ritual suicide from a while back apparently left a few survivors. This month, he helps them finish the job with a few crappy gems.

I once saw a commercial thattold me to forget everything I thought I knew about floor coverings. I immediately did so without question. Seriously, ask me about floor coverings sometime, and it's like floor- covering amateur hour. My point is that I'm very trusting of the media around me--so much so that I believe reality TV star Tila Tequila is an actual bisexual and not a balloon-headed syphilis farm. I'm so trusting of the media, in fact, that I say this believing that by the time my words reach print, you'll still remember what a Tila Tequila is.

One place where I've lost all trust, however, is with videogames. I've been doing this job too long--and I've seen too many horrible things--to believe a word these damn things say. As such, this month, I'll be focusing on how each of these lousy games lives up to what was expected from them. Will they still manage to surprise me? The answer may surprise you.

> Jenga World Tour (Wii)

Expectations: Here's an interesting fact about Jenga: You're an idiot for reading past the …