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10 signs your guy is completely lying.(TOTALLY COSMO: cosmo commandments)(Brief article)

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| May 01, 2008 | COPYRIGHT 2008 Hearst Communications, reprinted with permission of Hearst. This material is published under license from the publisher through the Gale Group, Farmington Hills, Michigan. All inquiries regarding rights should be directed to the Gale Group. (Hide copyright information)Copyright

[ILLUSTRATION OMITTED]

1. When you find him in bed with a pair of D-cupped yoga instructors, he says, "This isn't what it looks like, I promise."

2. He swears that he's still in his 20s, yet he's never heard of Eminem, POGs, Lost, or MySpace.

3. After you ask what he did last night, he responds, "Hey, is that a new blouse? It looks fantastic!"

4. He claims that he already has plans for the night your mom will be in town ... though you haven't told him when that is.

5. When you ask him a question, he prefers staring directly into the sun to making eye contact with you.

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