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Proposals gone seriously wrong! These sidespliting stories prove that the pop-the-question process doesn't always go smoothly.(LOVE AND LUST)
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Ring Around the ... Owl
"I was ecstatic when my boyfriend of three years proposed. He took me out to dinner, and the actual proposal was really emotional and touching. Even better: He invested in a serious rock for me. When he went to slip it on my finger, it was a little small, but I was so excited that I forced it on. Within an hour, nay finger had swollen to twice its normal size, and the ring wouldn't come off. When my finger turned blue, my fiance dragged me to the emergency room. The doctor took one look and said he would have to cut off the ring. I cried the entire time. Luckily, we were able to get a bigger band for file diamond the following week."--Samantha, 27
Lovesick
"I love my girlfriend and knew she was The One. But for some reason, I got nervous whenever I thought of asking her. Finally, I decided to put nay fears aside and just do it. One night, I asked her to go on a walk with me, and then I got down on one knee. I blurted out the question, and she said yes and started crying. All die emotion mid nervousness got the best of me because as she was jumping up and down, I bent over and threw up. We have been married for a year and can laugh about it now, but it was a sore subject for quite some time."--Eddie, 29
Altarnate Plans
"I wanted to ask nay girl to marry me at 12:01 a.m. on her birthday. Weeks in advance, I let her sister, Lisa, know my plan and told her to expect an excited phone call shortly "after I popped the question. The day before my girlfriend's birthday, I went to pick up the ring from the jeweler. I was bummed when they told me it wasn't ready yet and decided to postpone asking her. That night, she and I still went out, and when I went to the bathroom, nay girlfriend happened to call her sister, who picked up and screamed "Congrats, bride-to-be!' I had forgotten to fill Lisa in on the change of plans, and the surprise was totally ruined."--Tim, 32
- Sarah gives me a ring.
- News wire article from: Europe Intelligence Wire February 27, 2009 700+ words
...Byline: with CHARLI MORGAN SARAH Harding made an honest...her diamond-studded ring on my finger. In return...18ct gold Kara Ross ring on my finger, which was...frantic calls from poor Sarah, 27, who was all kinds...How about Lord Of The Rings, my precious?
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- Press release article from: PR Newswire June 7, 2006 700+ words
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- Fantasia, and the ring that never left the finger by Sarah hawkins.
- News wire article from: Europe Intelligence Wire July 2, 2005 700+ words
...really quickly, the wizard forced a ring on to her finger and whoosh! She went...Fantasia, but when my grandfather forced that ring on to your finger, a portal was activated...David yelled, "Fantasia! Point your ring at the unicorn!" Fantasia did this without...
- SHAPE SHIFTER; JEWELRY DESIGNER SARAH MCGUIRE CRAFTS STERLING SILVER INTO SPARE...
- Magazine article from: WWD Wilson, Beth July 29, 2004 700+ words
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- Heirloom ring recovered after fatal fire.
- News wire article from: UPI NewsTrack October 2, 2007 700+ words
...a firefighter, decided to make a special effort Monday to find Sarah McNulty's diamond ring, The Raleigh News & Sentinel reported. Her grandfather had given the ring to her grandmother on their 25th anniversary. "We set up a ladder...
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- Press release article from: PR Newswire September 10, 2007 700+ words
...who plays a character (aptly named Sarah Silverman) whose absurd daily life...occasional song. In each episode, Sarah falls into unique, unsettling and...premiere episode, "Bored of the Rings," Sarah discovers that the community group...
- Sarah ready to tie the knot?
- Newspaper article from: Malay Mail December 15, 2006 700+ words
...a RM10,000 engagement ring for Sarah. When pressed, Sarah...t happen." However, Sarah said there were no obstacles...What about the RM10,000 ring? "Even it if were RM50...wouldn't tell," said Sarah. However, one thing she...
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- Press release article from: PR Newswire November 8, 2006 700+ words
LOS ANGELES, Nov. 8 /PRNewswire/ -- Eric Mabius ("Ugly Betty," "The L Word"), Sarah Paulson ("Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip," "Deadwood") and Dean Cain ("Las Vegas," "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures...
- The Chicago Tribune Jon Yates What's Your Problem? column: Warranty had ring of...
- Newspaper article from: Chicago Tribune (Chicago, IL) April 18, 2007 700+ words
...s Club display case. Sarah Arvin and her fiance...paying $1,476 for the ring itself, plus another...anything happens to the new ring, she said, "we'll...THE PROBLEM Sarah Arvin sent in her engagement ring for repairs and never...
Source: HighBeam Research, Proposals gone seriously wrong! These sidespliting stories prove that...