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Okay, so this Polish guy walks into a brothel and finds his wife working as a call girl.(The Week)(Brief article)

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Okay, so this Polish guy walks into a brothel and finds his wife working as a call girl. According to the Reuters news agency, that actually happened recently, and Poland's gag writers must be on strike too, because the shocked husband could come up with no better punch line than, "What are you doing here?" It is unclear whether the prurient ...

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